Thursday, September 12, 2013

Brutal Gecko Electrocution

Battambang province, Cambodia - September 2-5, 2013 - So Mum sent me over this punishing insect capital punishment device called a STINGER SCBZ40 to keep the hordes at bay. It is a savage death machine that utilises state of the art sonic and visual attractors to lure in crimanimals and then mercilessly shocks them into the beyond with 4000 vicious volts, devastating every single insect within a one and a half acre radius. To be honest, it doesn't really kill any mosquitoes, which are the prime concern, but it does stop large moths from flying into my head while I'm reclining. Last week an unfortunate reptilian raider attracted by the piling corpses of strange tropical critters leaped between the protective grating and burned for three days, putting Albert Fish and Ted Bundy to shame.

On the first day his body contracted tightly around the grill.

Then on the second night he started burning again.


Stinky.

After the third night his dried up body kind of inflated and got perforated with lots of holes.



The executioner.

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